Magna's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3D-The Bounty of Dr Agon]

Excellent! But i was distracted by....

The fact that Dr. Agon's Minions looked like the dancing baby CGI.
LOL, awesome though.

[The End of Carrot Top]

What can i say? Funny!

I liked it a lot. Good god, when the guy kept smashing Carrots forehead intot the phone i cracked up. Great. Keep it up man.

[system interrupted]

I'll be damned if...

This isn't at the top of the top fidy of all time.
BTW, heres a little heads up: this movie will be the Todays feature tommorow.

HeRetiK responds:

I hope so!

[Hungry Like The Wolf]

REAL BIG FISH!!!

I listened to that song all the time and watching this movie renewed my love of that band.

[Karma Ghost]

HOLY SHIT!

Wow. That was awesome. Is that all your Idea? It was brilliant.
Although i don't see why this movie is rated M.
Still, it was awsome.

[Vampire Hunter INA 3]

Overated, sucked.

Seriously people. I don't think they ripped off Buffy.
But could you at least be more original? every time i hear vampire i puke.
God.
And again, the sound sucked ass.
Get a better fuckin plot asswipes.

[The NG Portal]

GREAT!

Yeah, but i'm not sure if it was satirical or serious.

[Balthor's Tales From Hell]

Great Movie

When i first started coming to NG, this was one of the first movies i saw. So i decided to come back and review it. Thanks for the quality entry.

[VampireHunter Ina 2]

Worst Voice acting Ever.

"As for the voice acting and sound effects we wanted to have little to no emotion and we tried hard to get it. We wanted the cartoon to feel that way just ask any of our voice actors who were asked to redo lines. As for sound effects some people like it others didn't."
Whatever. It just sucked.
It hated it because i couldn't understand a godamn thing any of them said! Which is why i didn't know what the hell was going on.
"Blah dead, men geytdaj af'kjg"
What the fuck?
Thats all i heard.
Plus, what I COULD heard was cliche, gay and trite.
"Whyaf can't he reshpond?"
"Because hesh ded."

HAHAHAHA. Very funny.
Whoever Made this: Grow up, it takes a lot more than violence and good animation to make a good flash movie. This gets a ZERO.
By the way, it should be noted that I myself couldn't do any better. But that doesn't take away my right to give this movie what it deserves: A ZERO

[Madness Redeemer]

My Favorite Movie

This was way better than that Gay Xiao Xiao movie.
Why? No fuckin stick figures. This movie was soooo kick ass.
It is my current favorite movie.
I'll be damned if this doesn't make it to the top 50 of all time list. Please make some more violent shit like this Krinkels.

Krinkels responds:

but, xiaoxiao rules! I plan on paying homage in the next one, whenever that is.