Magna's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2005) Hotdog Job: Part 1]

A for effort!

How long did it take you to write this? Lunch period with your middle school friends?

Knox responds:

dont you have a pico game to rip off again? :)

[Tomorrow's Nobody DVD]

If the DVD is nearly as funny as that i must buy.

Sincerely. That was hilarious in an odd way. I like Eric's (not so) new look! That was class man. You guys have awesome voices.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

oh man.. buy it than!
Glad you like our voices, they're all over the DVD. You can watch our cartoons and listen to us talk about them! Oooo, incredible.

[Knoxs "The Matrix" 4]

You know whats ironic?

Some of your fans vote 5 on all 34 of your movies?

Which is more pathetic?

(it should be noted that I don't take time to vote on anything at all).

You should quit while youre 'ahead'. I know it sounds like jelousy, but really, thats not the case. I'm worried about you. Its really gotten to the point where its embarresing. I feel sorry for you. Really. Just quit. You can do better things with Flash then import video. Really. I know for sure, because thats what i do. And trust me, i really think NOW you are doing this for the awards. Not to make people laugh. On the other hand, the only ones laughing are 12 year olds laughing at your 'movies' and real NG authors who are laughing at YOU.

I hope this review made you think.

Knox responds:

ha ha its not about the awards,but that seems to be the case with you guys,why quit?..im doing SOMETHING right if people like it,its not about the awards,but its cool geting daily feature cause it means people like it!
i DO have a life and all of these matrix things are like a month old,ha ha!i just submit one on a day that im not busy,i DO have a girl freind,and ive been busy with that(that was part of the reason for my little "break")
and i dont care what the "real NG authors" care about me,cause there the ones who are pathetic for taking this stuff to seriously,i dont have time for spending months on a flash,so i just make these simple things,i dont even reply to all my reveiws any more.
and most of my fans are like 18,by the way.
and my fans dont vote 5 on my flashs every day,there to lazy,those are my people ha ha :P
i hope this response made you think :)
and by the way,i say im god and king just to make people mad,i know i suck,ha ha :P
its just fun :)

[William the Demon Killer]

MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE!

Hands down, the freshest style i've seen. Totally awesome.

Way to go man. I LOVE IT.

Bleeg responds:

Cool, thanks.

[Knoxs "The Matrix" 2]

HAHAHAH, no. Not funny.

"Playtime-friend-thingy" isn't funny.

even my 7 year old nephew didn't chuckle at this.

Knox responds:

did you only see that one part?lol *slaps magma* :)

[DBZFAN 5]

Bad-ass man!

Ok, the first thing i noticed was... LEMMINGS.

Your characters look like lemmings. And i haven't played lemming in 3 years!

Second of all, GREAT effects, but the melee fighting was pretty slow, every punch and kick was kinda sluggish, but still, pretty badass.

My favorite part, when the protagonist uses a projectile to rocket himself up into the air. That was cool.

djchrispy responds:

First of all, the protagonists name is chris. Second of all, lemmings? Really?
Lol!1 Thats funny man, no ones ever made that comparison before. Im working on my melee tactics for episode 6. They should be MUUUUCCHHH better. Thanks for the 'view

[Dedicated To Reggie]

When the cat started waving, i laughed out loud.

Sorry. *blushes*.

My dog scout is 13 years old, nearing his end. I've never lost a pet really.

This is a decent movie, and the emotion is strong.

Nice.

You-Fucking-Cunts responds:

Thanks. And I don't mind about you laughing if you really find it funny, unlike some of the spiteful bastards who just want a pop at me because i'm upset. When I watched it back I found it kind of funny too.

[Taco-Man for Governor]

Heheheh. NICE

Couple things.

1. Poor Arnold impersonation (i can't do better but there are lots who can).
2. You ripped off Thumb Wars when Arnold went listing movies.
3. It was pretty funny.

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

LISTEN UP.

Its really dumb when people who work harder than you don't get awards. I hate that.

You are ruining it for the rest of us real flash artist. STOP NOW, MAKE REAL FLASH.

Knox responds:

aww im sorry people like me more than some of the other authors....
you idiots....awards arnt givin out to flash artists based on how hard or easy they were to make..they are givin out on..well..rather they entertain you or not..i guess......it dosnt matter..
but if someone submited a great flash with awesome graphics yet it was a boring 3 minute thing...would you vote 5?..probably...you guys suck.
make an anti knox flash or something....maybe it would calm you down :)

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"2]

Take a look at the reviews.

And then the score.

You are cheating the system.

Knox responds:

prove it